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Important Notice Regarding COVID-19
Due to the ongoing COVID-19 crisis, I am not accepting in-person appointments at this time. However, I invite you to:

▸ Check out my erotic art gallery
▸ Read some of my blog entries
▸ Make a virtual services appointment

Stay healthy, everyone!

Give yourself the gift of escape; think of my massage table as an oasis where you can forget (at least, momentarily) your responsibilities in the real world. It’s a place where you focus only on receiving; you owe yourself that luxury! People carry a lot of stress in their bodies and have a hard time truly relaxing; it’s like they’re always prepared to jump up and run, even while lying on a massage table! I begin all massages with grounding techniques (body pressure and vibration) to encourage my clients to “let go” and go as limp as possible so stress may begin to drain.

I only have one rule while you’re on my table.

You Are Not Allowed To Judge Yourself.

I’ve had clients get on my table and immediately start apologizing for their lines or their spots or their shapes or their looks. This is not allowed. My table is a space for you to receive good energy and good touch and to relax; you certainly can’t do those things if you’re fretting about your body. I do not discriminate on the basis of age (though you must be at least 21 years of age), race, looks, orientation, experience-level, or disability, so turn off those negative, unnecessary thoughts.

All massages include a combination of therapeutic, sensual, and erotic techniques, but you may choose an area of emphasis when you make an appointment:
  • Therapeutic: Here, the emphasis is on improving circulation and releasing tension in the muscles. I use a combination of: long gliding strokes (effleurage), kneading and rolling of the muscles (petrissage), “grab and hold” (tui na), and percussive motions (tapotement). The intensity of these motions can range from gentle to vigorous.

  • Sensual: Discover your body’s other erogenous zones! After a short therapeutic massage, the emphasis is on light feathery touches and caresses to discover and awaken your entire body. We don’t get enough touch in our lives, partly because we tend to think touching is inherently sexual. It can be, but it can also be sensual, erotic (notice that erotic isn’t necessarily the same as sexual), and healing.
  • Erotic: This is a gentle—never forced—massage of the prostate, a small gland located just inside the anus, between the rectum and the bladder. Its function is to contribute a slightly alkaline liquid as part of the semen; this is to counteract the acid content of vaginal fluid and extend the lifespan of sperm for procreation. It is also known as “the male G spot” because when massaged, it can create tremendously pleasurable sensations, which can sometimes cause a hands-free ejaculation and orgasm. And just because you’re a “top” or heterosexual doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy prostate massage: it doesn’t make you a “bottom” or gay to explore your butt.

    Erotic massage includes lingam massage, or stimulation of the genitals, which can be enjoyed by anyone, regardless of ability to have an erection or ejaculate. The emphasis is on prolonging and enjoying the sensations, rather than racing towards climax as one often does in masturbation. What’s the hurry?

For your comfort, the following are always available:
  • padded table with headrest
  • clean sheets and towels
  • quiet music
  • water if you’re thirsty
  • incense
  • soft lighting or candles
  • shower
Please do arrive on time; arriving late may cut into your time on the table. As a courtesy, please be freshly showered when arriving for your appointment and have no open wounds, skin rashes, recent broken bones or serious injuries. I always ask, at the beginning of each session, if you have any sensitive or sore areas.

Duration ▶ 60
mins
90
mins
120
mins
▼ Offering
Bodywork$90$120n/a
Mutual Massage Lessonn/an/a$140
Add $30 for out-calls to local area
(within a 6-mile radius from my in-call location,
which covers most of Portland)

There’s a wonderful advantage to out-calls; when the session is over and you’re nice and relaxed, you don’t have to hop in your car and drive home—you can just continue relaxing or go right to bed!

Gift Certificates for massages are also available!

Find out for yourself how good it can feel by contacting me to make an appointment!
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